What Women Want, According To Twitter

Just in time for Valentine's Day, people have taken to the Twittosphere to impart their knowledge of "What Women Want." From chocolates to honesty to desires just short of world peace, women apparently want a lot this year. Here are some favorite replies -- not brought to you by Mel Gibson:

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[Independentview1]

11:12 AM on 05/03/2012

Have to love the "We just want romance" tweets

In other words "I want you to spend the rest of our relationship trying to show me you are worthy of me while I constantly tell you that you are only worthy of me if you buy my affections with "Romance"

Also called a woman of the night who takes jewelry and fancy dinners instead of cash

[ArtfulDater]

10:56 AM on 04/06/2012

hahah the Carlton!! ALL women want that. Strikingly similar to the Lane Pryce dance on Mad Men: http://www.artfulonlinedating.com/32612-man-men-premier-awesomeness/

[26snr]

02:45 PM on 03/20/2012

#whatwomenwant

I want my husband and I to be financialy stable to provide for my kids in the future :)

[Cowboy24]

09:38 AM on 02/29/2012

Women ask for a lot but don't really give much in return. They fail a cost-benefit analysis.

[jcaunter]

04:23 AM on 03/04/2012

Haha, that's so true with the overwhelming majority of them. There's a few decent ones I've been lucky enough to know though :D

[RollingForest]

11:20 PM on 02/27/2012

Are we going to get a #whatmenwant list too?

[jcaunter]

04:25 AM on 03/04/2012

I want to see a "what do schizoids want" list. For me, that would be a cool, dark room, preferable as far underground as possible, with fast internet access. Also, a nice Asian lady who appreciates my fantastic personality would be nice too.

[LabRATTired]

09:47 PM on 02/27/2012

We Woman want this.. Hot sex, romance, kindness ,intellignece, sense of humor, and more hot sex..... oh, and did I mention... tons of hot sex?...giggity...

[dawglover704]

08:46 AM on 02/21/2012

Haha those tweets are cute

[harrymudd]

12:40 PM on 02/20/2012

Women want hairy and muddy things.

[Robin Generaux]

10:45 PM on 02/20/2012

Now you better stop it...that is hilarious!!

[oldguy60]

05:17 PM on 02/16/2012

I am a happy single and looking for the perfect girl.She is deaf and dumb, oversexted and owns a liquor store.

[Robin Generaux]

10:47 PM on 02/20/2012

Knock it off!! not every guy can have a Kardashian!

[dawglover704]

08:47 AM on 02/21/2012

HAHAHAH love it

[RealistBC]

07:21 PM on 02/22/2012

Kim owns a liquor store? Who knew?

[summer261987]

01:28 AM on 02/16/2012

lol at "#WhatWomenWant Chuck Bass"

[joncavanaugh]

11:49 PM on 02/15/2012

Women want men who are handsome, rich, intelligent, well groomed and dressed, elegant and sophisticated, and I always say to them "Those men already have boyfriends".

[summer261987]

01:29 AM on 02/16/2012

so true! F&F

[Robin Generaux]

10:48 PM on 02/20/2012

Damn funny

[mindspeaker3]

07:47 PM on 02/15/2012

Men would be a whole lot better off if we stopped trying to figure it out and please women. Who knows what the hell they want. I don't and I don't care. I do what I want and if they want they can come along for the ride but I won't bend over backwards for them.

[Robin Generaux]

10:49 PM on 02/20/2012

Now, truthfully are they lining up in droves of one?

[Stl Heat]

06:05 PM on 02/15/2012

A MAN minus, harry balls, fuzzy chest, huge floppy feet, add a mute button, heavier wallet, and uh uh a few more inches and girth. PERFECT! :)

[Gilbert Albright]

10:17 AM on 02/15/2012

What women want? It changes from day to day since they can't make up their minds about anything!

[NobleTry]

08:38 PM on 02/20/2012

I'll be this was favorited by more women than men. More *truthful* women.

[Tazirai]

10:31 PM on 02/14/2012

After 38 Years I just learned that many of those on Twitter are crazy. OH and I learned that many of the women there make blanket terms about my gender, yet offer nothing constructive or in return, to make me want to do any of the things they want.

I want women to realize that a Relationship isn't the end all be all to life, nor is marriage, or babies, or the perfect proposal. Step into a new century and propose to him. You can't have everything you want, since that would mean not taking HIS wants into consideration. He's important also remember that.

[Robin Generaux]

10:53 PM on 02/20/2012

Okay...will you marry me? I concede that you are important, well you know sort of...I mean usually or at least sometimes.

[Tazirai]

01:51 AM on 02/21/2012

I would if I planned to marry haha. We're both important some of the times :P