HUFFINGTON POST
02/14/2012 08:15 am ET

Is This The Best Valentine's Day Movie Of All Time?

"The Human Centipede" is the best Valentine's Day movie ever made. Watch it with your partner tonight, and learn the real meaning of love.

Hear me out. People are born alone, and they die alone. But they also have relationships with each other, during which time, they are not alone.

In "The Human Centipede," directed by keen observer of human nature Tom Six, three humans are alone. Then they are together, connected mouth-to-asshole.

It's an apt metaphor for romance.

Watch the trailer for "The Human Centipede" below:

A NOTE FROM HUFFPOST VALENTINE'S DAY EDITORS LINDSAY AND TODD, WHO BROKE UP THIS MORNING: We're not letting today's personal issues affect the quality content we bring you every Valentine's Day! Still, if you want to know exactly how Todd Lindsay messed up, we are keeping a liveblog.

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