Great Things To Do On Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day is for lovers! And for you! Celebrate by taking part in activities that really only make sense on February 14th.

Like a bottom-feeding flat fish whose shiny eye stares up at you from the sand, Valentine's Day is all about making the most of what you have, even if what you have is just surface scum that has drifted down to the bottom of the sea.

To help you have a great Valentine's this year, we've compiled a list of the best ways to spend your Valentine's Day this year:

A NOTE FROM HUFFPOST VALENTINE'S DAY EDITORS LINDSAY AND TODD, WHO BROKE UP THIS MORNING: We're not letting today's personal issues affect the quality content we bring you every Valentine's Day! Still, if you want to know exactly how Todd Lindsay Todd messed up, we are keeping a liveblog.

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04:59 AM on 02/15/2012

Candlelight Dinner with Sister Sarah and Baked Alaska under the Northern Lights. Pontificate the night away revealing stories the Tundra Tart dare not share with the lower 48.

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04:28 AM on 02/15/2012

Silo up to TriggerLady Bachmann and play footsies with the launch button.

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04:25 AM on 02/15/2012

Hitch your wagon to the Alamo express and howl at the Moon with Rick and Travis. Skeet shoot with Perry and lament his Campaign ammo that hollow pointed on the broadside of the barn.

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04:20 AM on 02/15/2012

Glide thru the morass of Beltway politics as usual on the Lakehurst spezial, The Graf von Graft, Dickie Newt and the Hippodrome of Zepplein greed, loot and payola.

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04:17 AM on 02/15/2012

Hitch a ride on the StraightJacket Express and see Mr. SweaterVest's Tabernackle of false prophets, idols and totems.

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04:13 AM on 02/15/2012

Silo up to Trigger Lady BachMann, cheese curds and a 6 pak of, Madd River Amber insanity.

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04:11 AM on 02/15/2012

Sit back and listen to Mitt Romney explain how he is going to save the Arsenal of Democracy. Don't folks get goosebumps every time Mitt's on stage. You have to adore his stage presence. What a Leader, What a Patriot, What an American !