Nicolas Cage's 100 Greatest Quotes:

Nicolas Cage has a habit of saying ridiculous things both on and off camera, so a video montage of the actor's greatest lines was just waiting to happen.

Thankfully, one generous YouTube user was up for the challenge and decided to put together all of the crazy/ridiculous things that have come out of Cage's mouth over the years ("Put the bunny back in the box," "How in the name of Zeus's butt-hole did you get out of your cell?" "Not the bees!" Really, there are just too many good ones.) Unfortunately, the lines are only from Nic's characters, and not, say, Cage himself screaming at the top of his lungs outside a Romanian nightclub. Oh, well -- beggars can't be choosers.

This weekend, Cage reprises his role as Johnny Blaze in "Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance," so Nic Cage's 100 Greatest Quotes Part II will probably include the line, "My face is on fire!" -- or something to that effect.

[via Movies.com and moviemiscellany]

Comments

[cbombca]

11:12 AM on 02/18/2012

Hilarious! Once again he says what we were thinking,,,No quotes from Peggy Sue Gets Married?
Charlie: Well, what's the point of being a teenager if you can't dress weird?

- Why is everything an argument with you? - Look! I've got the hair.

I've got the teeth. I've got the eyes.

Peggy, look outside that window. I've got the car. I'm the lead singer.

I'm the man. Why are you arguing with me?

[CarlIII]

11:07 AM on 02/18/2012

Nicholas Cage is a bonafide eccentric. He was so obsessed with Elvis that he married his daughter. He buy islands. I think he a goofy and very like able person. I think if we knew each other we would be friends.

[efell]

10:35 AM on 02/18/2012

Greatest quotes? A bit of advice. Just call it 100 Nicholas Cage quotes, because nobody gives a s%$t.

[philwoods]

10:13 AM on 02/18/2012

Good stuff, but false advertising. No lines from "Raising Arizona" and "Adaptation" means that these are 100 good lines from Cage. Not to mention his uncle's films, "Peggy Sue Got Married" and "Rumblefish".

They should have shown Cage bench pressing the waitress in "Kiss of Death" and asking, "What have you been eating?"

Still, thanks to whoever for doing this.

[Simon Byrd]

09:56 AM on 02/18/2012

Dammit, having the audio turned up too loud, the logo for this nearly stopped my heart.

[Bluesky555]

08:19 AM on 02/18/2012

MoonStruck lines were the best......

[Taliese]

03:44 AM on 02/18/2012

Vampire!!!

lol

[XiolaBlew]

10:34 PM on 02/17/2012

This is pretty much exactly why I LOVE Nicolas Cage.

[XiolaBlew]

10:36 PM on 02/17/2012

It all began with: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lct6x-XqWrw

[thunder405]

08:43 PM on 02/17/2012

That was awesome.

[UptheStairs]

08:33 PM on 02/17/2012

After watching three minutes I was still baffled. I hadn't seen a memorable line. Are there any? Or is the point how poorly the lines are delivered?

[rockrgirl228]

02:47 AM on 02/18/2012

yeah that's pretty much the point

[efell]

10:37 AM on 02/18/2012

No, there are no memorable ones because he is a BOOR.

[JrobGW]

05:53 PM on 02/17/2012

A movie with Nicholas Cage as the lead, Paul Walker, Ashton Kutcher and Hayden Christensen as a supporting actors, Katherine Heigl as the leading lady and Uwe Boll as the director, would be the flick that plays on repeat while enjoying your pleasant eternity long stay in a cute little mythological resort known as hell.

[imonlyhereforthelaughs]

03:18 PM on 02/17/2012

They forgot: "Wh- what was my line again?" and "I'm telling my dad!"

[arochotech]

03:12 PM on 02/17/2012

Ben Sanderson: I came here to drink myself to death.
Sera: How long will it take you?
Ben Sanderson: I'd say about three to four weeks.

[Kali03]

01:38 PM on 02/17/2012

Well, then.

Okey-dokey arti-chokey.

Yup.

[fatback65]

12:41 PM on 02/17/2012

What, so there is no " You mean my wang?".