Michael Harper Sentenced For Urinating On Transformer, Knocking Out Electricity To 2000 UK Homes

This guy was no whiz kid.

A heroin user was sentenced to a year in prison after he tried to rob a UK power station last year, only to suffer severe injuries when he urinated on a transformer, according to ThisIsLeicesterShire.com.

Michael Harper, 36, suffered serious burns in the blast which knocked out power to some 2,000 homes and caused $42,000 in damage to businesses in March, FOX reported.

The Leicester father of two was left for dead by his 50-year-old accomplice, Richard Boyce, who tried to drive away but was found later with burnt hands. Harper sustained burns to his body and face, but survived.

The two had reportedly broken into the power station to steal metal and take heroin.

An English judge sentenced Boyce to four years in jail, but reduced Harper's sentence to one year because of his medical ordeal.

Harper had "suffered a punishment, it seems to me, already," Judge Michael Stephens told Harper in court. "You were seriously injured and very nearly lost your life, and will be permanently disfigured."

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Comments

[jcarey89]

02:26 PM on 02/28/2012

Nice I didn't know power stations kept heroin... Looks like I'm out of the loop. Wonder what they keep at water treatment plants? Maybe shrooms?

[Robert Hannah]

08:43 AM on 02/23/2012

Question: the article said they were trying to steal metal and heroin; why was heroin being kept at a power station?

[rockysparks]

12:31 AM on 02/23/2012

His parents must be so proud.

I only feel slightly better about my dipstick son who got busted at age 16 for throwing firecrackers in construction site Port-a-Potties, so he could watch them blow up. He wasn't hurt, thank goodness, but when the police picked him up and called to release him in my custody, they said there was a problem.

"Mr. Sparks," the officer said. "You can have your son, but there's a problem. He doesn't want to leave the jail. Says he's afraid you'll, and I'm quoting here, 'kill him.'"

"Uh-huh," I replied, in a non-committal manner.

"Mr. Sparks --- are you going to harm your son?"

I paused for a moment.

"No, of course not, officer. But please don't tell him that. Being easily intimidated is a quality I admire in children."

[ipleathe5thh]

10:22 PM on 02/22/2012

This makes me think of the movie Tommy Boy where the guy pees on a Transformer & it runs up the stream & sends him flying across the room although I know it hurts ive had 3rd degree burns from a house fire but this a bit comical in a sense

[Nieschk]

07:42 AM on 02/22/2012

New definition for a golden shower.... how electrifying!

[justgigging]

02:19 AM on 02/22/2012

Did it jar him off?

[IrishRed1952]

12:22 AM on 02/22/2012

My husband has told me stories about no peeing on an electric fence. I guess this is far worse.

[special38x2]

11:45 PM on 02/22/2012

LOLOLOLOLLLLL>>> lol... :)

[IrishRed1952]

12:48 AM on 02/23/2012

I didn't quite believe it but I guess it's true.

[O K Ali]

11:38 PM on 02/21/2012

He now goes by the name "Matchstick".

[Y3rMawm]

11:19 PM on 02/21/2012

Tis better to be pissed of, than pissed on.

[ipleathe5thh]

10:23 PM on 02/22/2012

In his case I'm sure he rather be peed on & not pissed off

[Y3rMawm]

11:10 PM on 02/22/2012

:)

[Justgo4it]

10:48 PM on 02/21/2012

wow. see what happens when you p!$$ this guy off.

[esosa233]

09:52 PM on 02/21/2012

He not be a shower anymore, but he's still a spark-plug! Get it!? Get it!?

[Richie Tipsy Kariuki]

08:47 PM on 02/21/2012

I think the damage done to his pee-pee is punishment enough..

[MGLLC]

04:31 PM on 02/21/2012

I once saw a post on Bloomberg where a guy was asking us if he were going to lose his money on a $50K Greek bond. One person replied and said "Life is tough, and it is even worse when you are stupid."
That statement sums this story up, too.

[GaryNOVA]

02:03 PM on 02/21/2012

In retrospect that probably wasn't the best idea in the world.

[mamato4]

01:14 PM on 02/25/2012

HIndsight is better than foresight

[sis14slf]

01:25 PM on 02/21/2012

They didn't get to use their heroin and, his friend got pissed off.