Jessie J 2012 Brit Awards Dress: Now That's What We Call Sheer (PHOTOS)

Did Jessie J piece together her Brit Awards dress from discounted Valentine's Day decorations?

The singer strutted down the red carpet on Tuesday night wearing this matching gown, which must be setting a new record for square footage of sheer fabric, paired with a frizzy 'do and severe makeup.

And thanks to the, uh, ethereal properties of the frock, we know her underwear and bra match the red carpet, too.

We're not surprised that Jessie kept the same, uh, silhouette as the dress she wore to the nominations announcement (wild getups are kind of her thing). But still, did a stylist approve this one?

Because while it looks vaguely like Halle Berry's famous 2002 Oscars dress, the only award we think this dress should get is Worst Way To Repurpose Valentine's Day Supermarket Decor Ever.

See for yourself and tell us if you disagree!

Comments

[edtea2000]

07:24 PM on 02/26/2012

These women pay thousands of dollars to designers to get a unique gown, and they wind up looking ridiculous. They could have done better raiding someone's attic. It's time to get real women designing glamours gowns with women in mind instead of gowns that look like they were designed for female impersonators.

[jake192168]

11:14 AM on 02/23/2012

i swear if i see a chick walking down the street in one of these dresses i am going to say... nice breasts. i mean what is that kind a dress for. it is to show off your genitals. so i believe you should let the person know . i assume she wants people to look at her breasts.

[Katie Wray]

07:42 AM on 02/23/2012

i like it. the red carpet is not real life, people. she's actually pretty covered up.

[asantewa3]

11:14 AM on 02/22/2012

This dress is awfully similar to the lace contraption Fergie wore to the Grammy's. It's not that bad, music awards are all about fun and taking risks. She looks like she's having fun and it's definitely a fashion risk. Claps all around.

[Mischief Managed]

10:34 AM on 02/22/2012

This would be a beautiful girl acting naturally on a red carpet, not posing or being careful of every move she makes. So nauturally, many posters are calling her ugly because of it... WTF.

[marylou93063]

07:56 AM on 02/22/2012

gross to wear a "dress" like that in public---what is she trying to prove?

[samaiorino]

09:06 AM on 02/22/2012

I believe she is trying to distract from the fact that she is obviously unattractive.

[jake192168]

11:15 AM on 02/23/2012

it is to expose your genitals in a fashionable way i suppose.

[wmu7013601]

06:46 AM on 02/22/2012

That's not a problem, she has nothing to hide.

[cuivreriver11]

04:56 AM on 02/22/2012

Who is this? Would she have Heidi Fleiss listed as a reference?

[IsabelRingin]

04:26 AM on 02/22/2012

Kind of scary.

[mssueme]

02:43 AM on 02/22/2012

Who- just ugly in everyway

[geldonski]

12:01 AM on 02/22/2012

WHO?

[Oldhistorian69]

09:51 PM on 02/21/2012

It doesn't look bad on her and it does what she wants -- draw attention to herself. That's how celebrities live.

[jkredwine]

08:21 PM on 02/21/2012

Gaga did the red lace look much better 2 years ago.

[bluegnu63]

07:52 PM on 02/21/2012

When you have little titties, nothing is titillating.;)

[GeorgeWGump]

07:00 PM on 02/21/2012

No naughty bits are showing. I don't see the problem.