'UFO Phil' Says He Can Assume Presidency Without A Single Vote

UFO Phil, a self-appointed intergalactic frontrunner for president, announced today he has been granted authority to assume the job without waiting for the November election.

"I'm going to become your new president. ... Don't worry, [Barak] Obama, Mitt Romney and whoever else can still have their little election. That's not going to affect me," said UFO Phil, whose real name is Phil Hill.

A published composer, comedy songwriter, documentary filmmaker and self-proclaimed "man of science," Hill has even appeared on the small screen alongside actor and comedian Tom Green. His single "Listening to Coast to Coast" serves as a theme song for "Coast to Coast AM" on the Premiere Radio Network.

In interviews with Peter King of CBS, The Huffington Post and other media outlets, Hill revealed he is in possession of secret scrolls that are written by beings from another planet. Those documents, Hill claims, give him the authority to assume presidential leadership without a democratic election.

Once he assumed presidency, Hill said he would establish a "Senate for Terrestrial Alien Relations," to welcome the arrival of "brothers from space." Hill also said he will decommission all military ships at sea, in favor of a new fleet of flying discs with spaceports in major cities around the globe.

In addition, Phil wants to build a giant stone pyramid behind the Hollywood sign. The pyramid would be similar to the ones he wants to build on top of Pikes Peak in Colorado and on Alcatraz Island in San Francisco Bay.

The pyramids, however, won't be the only change coming, Hill said.

"The Statue of Liberty has to come down," Hill told HuffPost. In its place, Hill said he will erect a much taller "Monument of Zaxon." Zaxon, according to Hill, is the leader of the good aliens. "He has very nice skin and will look phenomenal as a statue," Hill said.

If UFO Phil's campaign promises sound a bit over-ambitious, it's because he plans to become president of earth, not just the United States.

Hill also plans to hold a live concert for extraterrestrials on June 10, 2012, to correspond with the arrival of aliens on Earth, an event foretold centuries ago by the Mayans, he said. The show will take place in California at the site of the legendary 1967 Monterrey Pop Festival.

"When I'm president we'll finally have full disclosure," Hill promised. "I'm going to release all the top secret government UFO files to the public on DVD and Blu-ray, with special features."

UFO PHIL IN THE NEWS:

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• UFO Phil For President

  In interviews with The Huffington Post and other media outlets, UFO Phil has revealed he is in possession of secret scrolls that are written by beings from another planet. Those documents, Hill claims, give him the authority to assume presidential leadership.

• UFO PHIL For President

  Once he assumes presidency, the "Statue of Liberty has to come down," UFO Phil told HuffPost. In its place, Phil said he will erect a much taller "Monument of Zaxon." Zaxon, according to Phil, is the leader of the good aliens. "He has very nice skin and will look phenomenal as a statue," Hill said.

• UFO Phil For President

  If UFO Phil's campaign promises sound a bit over-ambitious, it's because he plans to become president of earth, not just the United States.

• UFO PHIL

  UFO Phil, whose real name is Phil Hill, claims to be an ambassador to the aliens. He supposedly monitors alien transmissions and plans to construct a full-sized limestone pyramid at Alcatraz Island.

• Alcatraz

  Phil Hill said he is already working with the National Park Service, the agency in charge of Alcatraz Island. "They contacted me in July and we are reviewing permits in preparation for a 2012 construction date," Hill told The Huffington Post.

• "Great Pyramid of Alcatraz"

  An artistic rendition of the "Great Pyramid of Alcatraz."

• UFO PHIL

  Phil Hill said aliens have also instructed him to erect a slightly smaller pyramid behind the Hollywood Sign in Los Angeles. It would serve as a backup generator "in case Alcatraz is compromised," he said.

• Pikes Peak

  An artistic rendition of a giant pyramid Phil Hill envisions on top of Pikes Peak in Colorado.

• UFO PHIL

  Phil Hill, during a press conference in Colorado, claimed ancient Egyptian pyramids -- designed by extraterrestrials -- were massive stone power stations.

• UFO PHIL

  UFO Phil points ... at something.

Comments

[Tabasco]

09:14 AM on 03/24/2012

So-called "elections" with "votes" are just another way to keep our Space Brothers down as second class citizens.

There comes only one opportunity in the entire history of humanity to right the wrongs, heal the lepers, bring coffee prices down and make carnival games more fair. That time is upon us, my friends.

[spikedance]

05:35 AM on 03/21/2012

His song on coast to coast makes me rush for the off button every time.Can you say, "lame"? Bring back Art Bell!!!

[pcdabe]

02:27 PM on 03/19/2012

This is clearly a joke. He's in character..Tom Green connection is in the article. Wow, I barely made it past a minute. Talk about...just WOW. That's all..just WOW

[paddy523]

09:23 AM on 02/25/2012

10 bucks say's he picks SP as his VP!!!

[nitwitsRus]

02:52 PM on 02/24/2012

FINALLY
a candidate that makes sense

[Pata Locs]

02:35 PM on 02/24/2012

lol its all about making a doaller...

[nextflair]

11:52 AM on 02/24/2012

Disinformationist to make all who believe and investigate the UFO phenomenon look like whack jobs

[Alexis Elizabeth Drob]

11:46 PM on 02/23/2012

Is this guy for real, he sounds like an escaped lunatic to me.

[rivahcat]

04:30 PM on 02/23/2012

Heck, he makes more sense than any of the Republican frontrunners!

[thornebug]

01:46 PM on 02/23/2012

As intergalactic commisioner I would like to point out that Phil does not represent the alien populace... To be honest Phil is annoying so we told him we were going to Disneyworld, dropped him off at the entrance and never came back for him.. Sorry

[csmomo]

12:49 PM on 02/23/2012

Yeah, this is news to comment on. And who the h--- is Tom Green?

[Nim]

12:15 PM on 02/23/2012

he should jump in as a reblogican for ufosightings

[Former Icon]

11:17 AM on 02/23/2012

He should jump in as a Republican. Couldn't be any weirder than what they've got!................

[Rexter]

11:00 AM on 02/23/2012

This is the dark horse candidate the GOP has been praying for. Phil is the pill!

[bluesdog1]

08:43 AM on 02/23/2012

As long as he can drop gas prices and get the deadbeats off welfare, I'm ok with it. PS...Legalize reefer please.

[Former Icon]

11:16 AM on 02/23/2012

Yada yada yada.

Are you aware there is no more welfare?

[PtaRay]

06:19 PM on 02/23/2012

As for Alien dude..he's no more loony or confused then the current GOP leadership and candidates.
.dropping the bulk of folks off of the "welfare" as you cal lit would destroy the poor white and newly poor white folks across this nation, as the white are the majority of folks who draw on the social services. Far less minorities are in fact drawing from the "welfare" state.
as for gas prices, even while Obama has RAISED the number of oil rigs and oil production (higher then any Bush term productuion) the prices are determined by an outside group of international folks (OPEC) and the fear and insecurity creatred by the GOPs lies and political ignorance and inability to do their jobs in congress. political stagnation raised the prices along with manipulations of the markets by speculators...