Most dumb criminals are just desperate people screwing up royally on the single worst day of their life.
In one way or another, they're all shooting themselves in the foot. Nevertheless, we found one would-be bank robber from Brazil who literally shot himself in the foot.
Other highlights in HuffPost's Dumb Crime Review: A smirking thief caught on security camera trying to steal that security camera; a woman who allegedly punched her son during an anger management class; and a guy who told police that a ghost punched his wife.
It's all here in our dumb crime roundup video, hosted by Weird News Editors Andy Campbell and Michael McLaughlin.