Conan Reveals Girl Scouts' Planned Parenthood, Lesbian Propaganda Cookies (VIDEO)

According to Indiana lawmaker Bob Morris, the Girl Scouts are a "tactical arm" of Planned Parenthood and they promote a "homosexual lifestyle."

While the idea seemed to strike his fellow representatives -- and almost everyone else -- as ridiculous, Conan did a little digging into the shadowy girls organization and uncovered some shocking information.

In fact, with their newest cookies, it looks like the Girl Scouts aren't even trying to hide their pro-family-planning, pro-lesbian agenda.

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Comments

[PatTheHat]

03:38 PM on 02/28/2012

Who would have thought they would live to see the day, when the phrase, "Has no shame.", held absolutely no sway on establishing shame behavior what-so-ever, and more so how, at least for the hysterically hysterical historical moment in our current political climate, it seems to be more a positive character trait.
Damn shame.

[Generic Acct]

05:47 AM on 02/27/2012

Are the Girl Scouts giving out merit badges in cunnilingus now?

[TeraWatt60]

02:28 PM on 02/24/2012

The anti-Girl Scouts lawmaker probably got upset when a Girl Scout kneed him and sent him sprawling on the pavement for trying to touch her Tagalogs inappropriately...

[ssullymets]

12:15 AM on 02/24/2012

Thin Mints Rule !!! Of course with ice cold milk
Yum Yum. :)

[llozano]

08:17 PM on 02/23/2012

And Boy Scouts learn how to pitch tents and make a fire by rubbing to sticks together.

[Peace Walker]

05:58 PM on 02/23/2012

So ... no more drinking kool-aid? Now it's "eating cookies"? As in, "She obviously ate the cookies; she believes in universal human rights". That's where we are going now?

Fascinating.

[deRobespierre]

12:48 PM on 02/23/2012

For a sleeve of thin mints right now i might do anything . . .

[Beef Wellington]

01:21 PM on 02/23/2012

i am off to the kitchen to have some. :)

[Feeling Blue]

11:46 PM on 02/23/2012

Oh Please...everyone knows a thin mint lesbian is just a teenaged boy's fantasy.

[mavpay]

12:41 PM on 02/23/2012

I am a registered Democrat who is requesting that elder statesman within the GOP please come forward to intervene on behalf of YOUR party and the country. YOUR party is in need of grown-up intervention. Perhaps it is time to consider something similar to a "Twelve Step Program."

[deRobespierre]

12:47 PM on 02/23/2012

Sssshhh! Let'em self-destruct.

[mavpay]

01:35 PM on 02/23/2012

LOL! I am still good human being, a thoughful person and a good citizen.

[Amin Taheri]

12:38 PM on 02/23/2012

conan is well done, funny stuff as usual.

[LynneF]

10:53 AM on 02/23/2012

I was a girl scout. I ate the cookies. Nope, not a lesbian. I want my money back.

[deRobespierre]

12:49 PM on 02/23/2012

Given the copius quantities of GSC I eat every year it's a wonder I'm still straight.

[Feeling Blue]

12:46 AM on 02/24/2012

Do you mean straight as opposed to lesbian or as opposed to round, or both?

[CVaughn]

10:43 AM on 02/23/2012

Is it wrong that I would be thrilled if my daughter grew up with a strong sense of community, a great sense of self worth, confidence in her own abilities...and a lesbian? Yet, I would be very upset if she grew up to be a straight, married, misogynistic follower who couldn't think for herself....

[DON McDONALD]

10:12 AM on 02/23/2012

All of this comes as hot news to my two married daughters and their husbands as they both were Girl Scouts...though it might explain why my ex who was a county leader had to go to so many "meetings"...hmmm

[Feeling Blue]

12:51 AM on 02/24/2012

Should I be worried that my wife is wearing flannel while eating Caramel deLites?

[DON McDONALD]

01:24 AM on 02/24/2012

OMG, this could be really bad!

[hisashota]

09:27 AM on 02/23/2012

it seems tea party and republicans always find the dumbest people to represent them ......ie..rand paul and this girl scout phobia dude...

[land2341]

09:10 AM on 02/23/2012

You know my kids joined girl scouts and I was a little uncomfortable with it as it was fairly christian and just seemed a little antiquated but now that I am hearing that somehow I missed the pro-lesbian feminist agenda I am thrilled my girls belong! Whew! So glad they cleared that up for me.

[Feeling Blue]

02:31 AM on 02/24/2012

No, you were right to be worried. They're teaching them to be self-hating, closeted, lesbians...twisted, twisted, people.

[smart liberal]

09:07 AM on 02/23/2012

Looks like a good time to not only buy cookies, but make a little extra donation. This liberal was a proud Girl Scout and I sure didn't turn into a Republican Housewife, or a lesbian. My troop must not have gotten the memos, cause the girls in my troop have all grown up to be actively involved in our community and most are leaders in whatever they do.

[dawnc55]

12:12 PM on 02/23/2012

But that is exactly what they find objectionable.

[Beef Wellington]

01:20 PM on 02/23/2012

if young girls become empowered and learn to be strong and think for themselves, they grow up and become a threat to the GOP way of life.