More

HuffPost Social Reading

Rick Santorum Does NOT Own The Sweater Vest

Posted: 02/24/2012 2:12 pm

Uinterview

uinterview.com:

There are plenty of questions floating around about Republican presidential hopeful Rick Santorum. Is he real? Is he fake? Does he support earmarks? Is he against them? Does he get angry when he Googles himself? Does he get googly-eyed when he santorums himself? All fair questions.

Here's another one: Does he really think he's the first prominent figure to rock the sweater vest? We've seen the way he smugly wears them to events and rallies, looking like a cross between a gay elementary school teacher and a JC Penney mannequin. We've seen his supporters, donning sweater vests in his signature color (brown) and wearing them like bulletproof armor to the debates, as if Jesus doesn't already protect Soldiers of Christ from all forms of bodily harm.

Read the whole story: uinterview.com

FOLLOW HUFFPOST COMEDY

Filed by Katla McGlynn  | 
 
 
  • Comments
  • 4
  • Pending Comments
  • 0
  • View FAQ
Comments are closed for this entry
View All
Recency  | 
Popularity
01:04 AM on 02/27/2012
More like quail man.
07:52 PM on 02/26/2012
I was trying to think who Santorum reminded me of in that sweater vest. Yes, it is Doug.

Thanks for the visual.
photo
demisfine
Often correct, NEVER right.
05:01 PM on 02/25/2012
Thank you for the "Doug" reminder!
When my kids were little every burger was a Honker Burger.
This user has chosen to opt out of the Badges program
08:44 PM on 02/24/2012
Please don't compare Doug to Santorum. That would be a dig on Doug. Wait 'til Patty Mayonnaise hears about this.