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Rick Santorum Does NOT Own The Sweater Vest

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There are plenty of questions floating around about Republican presidential hopeful Rick Santorum. Is he real? Is he fake? Does he support earmarks? Is he against them? Does he get angry when he Googles himself? Does he get googly-eyed when he santorums himself? All fair questions.

Here's another one: Does he really think he's the first prominent figure to rock the sweater vest? We've seen the way he smugly wears them to events and rallies, looking like a cross between a gay elementary school teacher and a JC Penney mannequin. We've seen his supporters, donning sweater vests in his signature color (brown) and wearing them like bulletproof armor to the debates, as if Jesus doesn't already protect Soldiers of Christ from all forms of bodily harm.

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