Last night on "The Colbert Report," Stephen Colbert spent nearly seven minutes talking about Wheat Thins. (Slow fake news day?) He explained that the brand was sponsoring him and thus he needed to dissect the official Wheat Thins memo.
He really wanted to pour the whole box of Wheat Thins in his mouth, but the memo stated that he couldn't show over-consumption. Instead he pours 16 Wheat Thins in his mouth --16 crackers being the recommended daily serving. But then Colbert gets greedy. Watch what happens when he dares adding a 17th cracker: