Jimmy Kimmel To Snooki: Motherly Advice For Possibly-Pregnant 'Jersey Shore' Star (VIDEO)

As soon as rumors spread that Snooki (birth name: Nicole Polizzi) is pregnant, you could hear late night talk show writers start to work overtime. And Jimmy Kimmel was no exception. Here are a few of his best lines from the so far unconfirmed news:

"Snooki is pregnant, which is unusual, because they usually don't mate in captivity."

"I thought Snooki was a baby. You mean to tell me that tiny little person who falls down, slobbers and pees all over herself is an adult?"

"There's a lot of speculation about who the father of the baby is. So far it's been narrowed down to her boyfriend Gianni, her roommate Vinnie, her other roommate The Situation, and a can of Axe body spray."

Jimmy also offered some of Snooki's own words as motherly advice, and then explained where a "Jersey Shore" baby actually comes from. And yes, it's as creepy and involves just as many hot tubs as you think.

Kimmel has a long track history of making fun of Snooki in some pretty unorthodox ways. Last fall, she was interviewed by Beavis and Butt-Head on Kimmel's program.