Christopher Phillips Attacks Mom For Using His Taco Sauce, Salsa: Florida Cops

What a dip.

Cops jailed a Florida man and his girlfriend on Monday after the two allegedly attacked his mother because she used his salsa and taco sauce without permission, according to police reports obtained by the Smoking Gun.

Christopher Phillips, 23, started arguing with his mom, 55-year-old Rebecca, "because Rebecca used Christopher's salsa and taco sauce on her dinner," an officer wrote.

The saucy swindle apparently enraged the man -- he allegedly put his mother in such a crushing headlock that her glasses broke.

Christopher Phillips then went into another room to relay the horrific news to his girlfriend, Lisa Tyre, who then also began yelling at the mother. That argument escalated, leaving Rebecca Phillips with two smacks to the face and a cut lip.

When her son wouldn't let her have the keys to her car to leave, she walked to her husband's workplace, where they called cops.

Christopher Phillips was charged with domestic battery and held on a $750 bond. Tyre was released on her own recognizance the same day she was arrested.

Comments

[Erica Moret]

01:23 AM on 02/01/2013

Probably on psych meds.

[Sherrie L Smith]

01:59 PM on 03/11/2012

I hope her husband went home and beat the crap out of this kid and then this creep was taken away to prison to get the beat the crap out of him there.

[bridgeman]

01:46 AM on 03/11/2012

she is the taco "bell"

[Ty LaRue]

06:40 PM on 03/10/2012

WHOA, that's a dude?

[jel3800]

10:21 PM on 03/10/2012

pretier than his gf

[Ty LaRue]

06:39 PM on 03/10/2012

must be so helluva good taco sauce

[shipcaptain]

06:21 PM on 03/10/2012

Wait...one these pictures is of a guy? OMG

[Felicia Vann]

04:55 PM on 03/11/2012

i was thinking the same thing

[paul87920]

08:43 AM on 03/10/2012

Is it just me, or does it seem wildly inappropriate that "Also on Huff Post: How to Make Spicy Chicken Tacos" appears beneath this article?

[pragmaticalpaula]

02:38 AM on 03/10/2012

Sounds to me like the taco sauce was just an excuse to abuse the mother.

[ywcachieve]

03:16 PM on 03/11/2012

I think so to.

[Suki6000]

12:21 AM on 03/10/2012

What the heck is up with Florida?!

[GalaxieGal]

08:48 PM on 03/09/2012

That must have been some super delicious taco sauce.

[xiolin]

08:27 PM on 03/09/2012

Thank goodness if was just the salsa and taco sauce and not the guacamole, which would have sent them off the deep end...

[tall coolone]

07:09 PM on 03/09/2012

Looks like a cross between Ted Nugent and Sigourney Weaver.

[NativeHorn]

02:19 PM on 03/10/2012

OMG! LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!! Good one.

[Jiggins]

05:08 PM on 03/09/2012

Which one is the girlfriend? Can't tell from the photos...

[Lfwngcons]

05:27 PM on 03/09/2012

I was going to ask the same thing...I am leaning toward the skinnier one...maybe

[cookie63]

03:20 PM on 03/09/2012

"He that curseth his father or his mother shall surely be put to death"..Exodus 21:17...I can only imagine what is in store for these people...Poor woman..give me her address and I will send her a case of Taco Sauce.

[Juggalo17]

02:57 PM on 03/09/2012

NEVER EVER TOUCH A MANS TACO SAUCE WITHOUT PERMISSION