With plenty of Miamians on Spring Break and other partiers in town last week, the #OnlyInMiami tweets were flooding in over Twitter.
About half of the tweets discuss some public fornication on the beach caught on TwitPics. Google at your own risk.
For this week's Best of 'Only In Miami' Tweets, we'll just stick to family-friendly anecdotes like loose roosters, amazing modes of transportation, and curious spelling.
And the next time you see something just freakish enough to be #onlyinmiami, add your tweet to the slideshow below!