Which one of the following four types of doughnut doesn't belong?
According to an opinionated, 127-word writing exercise by a 12-year-old girl, unearthed from Facebook by Buzzfeed, the answer is unequivocally D. She calls plain doughnuts "fake," at point getting so angry that she compares them to -- shudder -- bagels!
Here's the 12-year-old's full, adorable essay:
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