The people have spoken. HuffPost Celebrity readers voted in the first round of our "Most Shocking Splits" tournament, revealing some bombshell results.
For one, it seems that the shock and awe surrounding Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' 72-day marriage was equally short-lived -- only 13.76 percent of voters thought Kardashian's sudden split was more surprising than the demise of Courteney Cox and David Arquette's 11-year marriage.
There are certainly more than a few shockers left in store before our less-than-lucky winner can bask in the glory of keeping things exciting when it comes to their marital status.
Make your picks in the polls below and check back to see if you're in tune with the beat of your fellow pop-culture junkies' hearts.
Check back Thursday, March 22, to see which couples made it to the next round.
<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/25/orlando-bloom-miranda-kerr-split_n_4162443.html?utm_hp_ref=celebrity-splits" target="_blank">Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom split</a> in October after three years of marriage. The two released a statement saying they "love, support and respect each other as both parents of their son and as family."
After 12 years together, <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/30/ashley-judd-dario-franchitti-divorce_n_2580690.html" target="_blank">Ashley Judd and Dario Franchitti announced their divorce</a> in January.
Diane Lane and Josh Brolin split in February. Their <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/02/josh-brolin-diane-lane-divorced_n_4373282.html" target="_blank">divorce was finalized</a> in December.
Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/28/catherine-zeta-jones-michael-douglas-separate_n_3828657.html" target="_blank">separated in August</a>. Sources said they are "taking a break."
<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/29/clint-eastwood-dina-eastwood-separate_n_3838790.html?utm_hp_ref=celebrity-splits" target="_blank">Clint Eastwood and his wife Dina split</a> in August. They had been together 17 years.
Actress Malin Akerman and her rocker husband, Roberto Zincone, <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/25/malin-akerman-roberto-zincone-split_n_4340480.html" target="_blank">split in November</a> just months after the birth of their first child.
Michael Sheen and Rachel McAdams <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/27/rachel-mcadams-michael-sheen-break-up_n_2772707.html?utm_hp_ref=celebrity-splits" target="_blank">broke up in February</a>. They met on the set of "Midnight in Paris" and dated for two years.
Tattoo artist Kat Von D and producer Deadmau5 <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2013/06/27/deadmau5-kat-von-d-split-cheating_n_3509721.html" target="_blank">ended their engagement</a> in June. She announced the split via Twitter, insinuating he cheated on her.
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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/04/justin-bieber-selena-gomez-split-break-up-again-new-years_n_2408778.html" target="_blank">split for the second time</a> just after New Year's. Teenyboppers everywhere sobbed.
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