Mischelle Lindy Salzgeber allegedly hid a urine-filled bottle in her vagina.
A vagina, while typically thought of as an organ used for reproduction or sexual activity, has many uses, as is evident by the studious criminals often profiled on The Huffington Post. We have covered everything from the hiding of knives and marijuana pipes, to an innovative 27-year-old woman who allegedly stashed more than 100 items -- including 54 bags of heroin and loose change -- in her vagina.
So while the act itself comes of little surprise, the items female criminals will hide in their lady bits still tends to raise an eyebrow or two at the HuffPost Crime desk. Case in point: Mischelle Lindy Salzgeber, a 20-year-old woman from Dade City, Fla.
According to police in New Port Richey, Salzgeber, who is on probation for dealing in stolen property, attempted to thwart a drug test using someone else's urine.
Salzgeber's alleged crime may not be unique, but her technique is certainly interesting.
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Authorities suspected something was amiss when they conducted a body scan of Salzgeber. The X-ray scan revealed Salzgeber had what appeared to be a pill bottle hidden deep inside her vagina.
Questioned by police, Salzgeber allegedly said the item was actually a small vodka bottle. The young woman said the bottle, which was empty, had contained another person's urine and that she had tried to use it to pass a drug test at the probation office, police said.
Unbeknownst to Salzgeber, the urine that she allegedly used in place of her own was found to be dirty. The failed drug test led to Salzgeber's arrest.
A vagina, while typically thought of as an organ used for reproduction or sexual activity, has many uses, as is evident by the studious criminals often profiled on The Huffington Post. We have covered...
A vagina, while typically thought of as an organ used for reproduction or sexual activity, has many uses, as is evident by the studious criminals often profiled on The Huffington Post. We have covered...
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Um... this is actually the place most girls will hide the stuff if they are trying to pass a pee test. I know a lot of people who have done this. With guys, it's less easy....
Jack_Davies: Um... this is actually the place most girls will hide
Yes, this happens all the time whether it is in the criminal arena or family court. Males do it with urine in condoms tucked under their man parts and females do it with bottles or condoms of urine inside the vajayjay. Hiding it close or inside keeps the contents warm. Urine testing for drugs is essentially useless.
GOCmember: Yes, this happens all the time whether it is in
Sweetie, let me remind you that we as women have expelled much much much bigger than that through our southern region. Think about it. There are so many things I could say to explain it to you but I am pretty sure my comment would get removed. Point is, it is very possible.
Tawnya_Coomer: Sweetie, let me remind you that we as women have
I hope she sues the crap out of everyone who has run this story.... and especially the police / probation department who released her name, photo and xray for public ridicule.
Bluesky555: I hope she sues the crap out of everyone who
This was a drug test for probation. It was not done at the time of her arrest nor was she arrested for it. She violated her probation, so she will go before a judge if the Probation officer feels she needs to, and that's that. There is no public record as far as her xrays, photo or naming her in public - for humiliation purposes - before it becomes part of her 'record' in front of a judge.
I don't think any judge would then say... Yeah, this is a great story- tell the press, let's get it on the internet!
Bluesky555: This was a drug test for probation. It was not
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