Jessica Simpson Baby: Her Best Pregnancy Quotes

Posted: 03/29/2012 3:59 pm EDT Updated: 03/29/2012 3:59 pm EDT

Many women experience "pregnancy brain" when they have a little one on the way, but some of Jessica Simpson's recent sound bites about her pregnancy have some people wondering just what's she thinking.

Simpson, who is due to give birth to a baby girl in the coming weeks, has been making the press rounds to promote her NBC show, "Fashion Star," and naturally, she's been dishing on her pregnancy as well.

From giving everyone some unwanted visuals -- "Whenever my water breaks it'll be like a fire hydrant!" -- to explaining her ramped-up sex drive, Simpson has been more than open when discussing her changing body and how she's getting ready for her little girl.

Check out some of our favorite Jessica Simpson pregnancy quotes below:

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On being ready to give birth: "It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done." (Us Weekly) Photo: Bauer-Griffin
On carrying around a lot of amniotic fluid: "Whenever my water breaks it'll be like a fire hydrant!" ("Jimmy Kimmel Live") Photo: Getty
On being ready to give birth: "I'm ready to push!" ("Jimmy Kimmel Live") Photo: Getty
On her newfound sex drive: "I am definitely feeling 'intimate' ... I'm kind of unstoppable at the moment! ... Like the big 'O' is like the biggest 'O' ever." ("On Air With Ryan Seacrest") Photo: Bauer-Griffin
On rumors that she's having twins: "There is only one, there is only one girl ... But I did get knocked up by a baller ... A big football player." ("The Ellen DeGeneres Show") Photo: Bauer-Griffin
On giving birth: "Labor is really going to hurt." ("The Tonight Show") Photo: Bauer-Griffin
On not trying to get pregnant: "We weren't trying, but we were definitely practicing -- and not safely practicing." ("The Tonight Show") Photo: Splash News
On not wanting an unfashionable child: "Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!" (ELLE, April 2012) Photo: ELLE
On finding out she was pregnant: "We were goin' to have an all-day drinking binge ... Gonna ride our bikes, hang out...do naughty things. But I started feeling this overwhelming guilt." (ELLE, April 2012) Photo: Splash News
On styling her child, before she found out whether she was having a boy or a girl: "If it's a boy, I'll put him in tutus!" (People) Photo: Splash News
On her love of high heels: "I'm probably going to deliver my baby in these [4-inch YSL heels] ... I went to the doctor yesterday and he said, 'You're gonna need to get out of those heels!'" (Us Weekly) Photo: Splash News
On having more children: "I can't wait to have more kids. I love being pregnant. I have such an incredible connection with myself and with my body that I've never had before." (People) Photo: Splash News
On being pregnant: "The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that! RT @OMGFacts The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!" (Twitter, via Mommyish) Photo: Splash News
On her pregnancy cravings: "I crave cantaloupe like a crazy person ... But I put salt all over it, so I don't know if it's that healthy." (People) Photo: Getty