'Godzilla' Turkey Raps In New Music Video After Stalking Detroit-Area Woman (VIDEO)

Godzilla the turkey drops his first fresh beat.

Detroit's come out with a turkey rap so fresh, you won't be able to stomach it.

Godzilla, the turkey known for stalking and attacking a Michigan woman every morning, is the star of a new hip-hop video in which daily assaults on 69-year-old Edna Geisler get a comedic treatment.

Godzilla was first made famous by the Detroit Free Press after he started pecking and intimidating Geisler every morning at 6 a.m. She even had to change her commute schedule to avoid her assailant.

Now, the flustered fowl's going platinum, signed by a production company called The Knightime Project.

Don't take it from us, watch the video -- and don't mess with Godzilla.

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Comments

[gypsysailor]

06:10 AM on 04/04/2012

He'll stop as soon as Edna gives a little up. I'm just saying, ol' Tom is in heat.

[Sunwyn Ravenwood]

06:02 AM on 04/03/2012

Dinner time!!

[PatrickforO]

12:24 AM on 04/03/2012

Turkeys are mean birds. Nothing nice about them.

I like turkey burgers, though.

[satorii1s]

09:07 PM on 04/02/2012

Its a sign of true love.

[LiberalLee]

06:44 PM on 04/02/2012

These birds can be a royal pain.
There are large flocks near where I Iive and they love taking advantage of the good feeding available in many of the local farmers' fields.
There was one hen flock that took to hanging out with a resident flock of guinea hens and wandering back and forth across the road, VERY SLOWLY, every morning along my route to work.
Usually a beep or two would send the GH's trotting off and the turkeys would follow more sedately.
Then the T-flock got bigger and would just stand there. A slow cruise-through would part them...until they got a new Head Hen...
I drive a ragtop.That day it was down. SHE wasn't going to move for some silly sound, and apparently I could sit there all day as well. I leaned out to yell and she came straight at me and JUMPED up at my face.
I just hit the gas and figured anything in the way was an early Thanksgiving Day dinner. She kind of ricocheted off the door and chased me!
And the next day the grudge match began.
I eventually gave up and took another route.
There's no reasoning with something with a brain the size of a walnut...
Still got scratched on my door though.
Hope Wily E. Coyote got her, the miserable.....

[Lindsgrace33]

11:04 AM on 04/02/2012

I thought it was funny. It got a little annoying after awhile. But someone took awhile to edit that and create the interview into a song. I have to respect that.

[Canefighter]

09:27 AM on 04/02/2012

He is a great candidate for a slow BBQ cooking, pass the cole slaw and tater salad.

[The Patriot]

09:14 AM on 04/02/2012

su-su-su-sweet delicious godzilla
I bake him with rose-ma-ry
soak him in a bucket with sea salt
easter dinner be good for me

[skipc21]

07:52 AM on 04/02/2012

That has to be the most stupid thing I've ever seen !!

[Jack Jackson]

02:18 PM on 04/02/2012

You should check this out then, I think 'Godzilla' Turkey Rap, is better:)

[Jack Jackson]

02:20 PM on 04/02/2012

Sorry forgot to put in the URL.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/24/courtney-stodden-is-trying-to-launch-a-music-career_n_1228098.html

[ActaNonVerbaNow]

06:26 AM on 04/02/2012

Bizarre but I kinda liked it in a weird way.

[svplanb4]

01:19 AM on 04/02/2012

turkeys taste best when cooked upside down!

[sylvabugg2]

12:54 AM on 04/02/2012

Was it just me or was she saying, "I call him Godziwwa"?

[lewisclew]

09:57 PM on 04/01/2012

I'd show the turkey who's boss and introduce it to, it's new cage.

[nanaofmysky]

07:21 PM on 04/01/2012

It's just a stupid bird. shoot it,clean and pluck it,cook it for Easter. If you do not want to do that get a good hose going. It only does it because she has shown that he is the boss. I still think better cooked for Easter dinner

[Boudiccea]

07:05 PM on 04/01/2012

I can't figure out why this bird's so aggressive. We have tons of wild turkeys around our house, and they're always pretty shy- they trot away if we get too close to them. This guy seems awfully territorial!