'Only In Miami' On Twitter: The Week's Best #OnlyInMiami Tweets (PHOTOS)

04/13/2012 04:12 pm ET | Updated Apr 13, 2012

Going out clubbing? Better find some shiny stilettos to wear beneath your jail-issued ankle bracelet!

This is Miami, after all, a strange land where loose peacocks, haughty iguanas, and abandoned commodes speckle the urban landscape.

Our beloved city defies all logic. When someone puts their right turn signal on three times, expect them to turn left. And don't be surprised if you hit rush hour traffic -- at 3 a.m.

Each week, HuffPost Miami compiles the best #OnlyinMiami tweets into one glorious narrative about how weird and wonderful it is to live in the 305.

Click below for the best tweets of the week tagged with 'only in Miami.'

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