Secret Service Prostitutes Scandal: Brothel Owner Dennis Hof Asks Government To Only Hire US Hookers

Brothel owner Dennis Hof wants to supply Secret Service agents with American prostitutes so incidents like the recent scandal in Colombia don't happen again.

The Secret Service is taking a lot of heat after 11 members of the president’s advance team were accused of misconduct in a brothel in Cartagena, Colombia, but no comments are hotter than those of a brothel owner in Carson City, Nevada.

Dennis Hof, owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, which has been featured on the HBO series Cathouse, says the Secret Service's behavior at the "Pley Club" last Wednesday night is "truly awful," and could have had considerable consequences.

"It's a national security risk. These guys were f***ing morons," Hof told The Huffington Post. "There's an old saying, 'loose lips sink ships,' and these agents are supposed to be trained to keep secrets, but if you're dumb enough to argue with a hooker over a $47 bill, you're dumb enough to leave the plans where the president is going to be by the bedside."

Hof may have a point because an exclusive report by ABC News reveals the 11 Secret Service men who were getting not-so-secret service at the brothel allegedly bragged "we work for Obama" and "we're here to protect him."

But moreover, Hof says it could have been avoided.

"If these guys had come to the Bunny Ranch and satisfied their needs before the trip, none of this would have happened," he said.

As self-serving as that may sound, Hof says he wouldn't charge the agents and is even working up a proposal to send an advance team of Bunny Ranch prostitutes to accompany the Secret Service on foreign trips to prevent snafus like this from happening again.

"We're contacting Sen. Harry Reid," Hof said. "We supported him for 40 years until he decided to ban brothels, but he is our representative and we would be offering this free of charge to support our country and our president."

In the meantime, Hof has been a vocal supporter of Ron Paul's presidential bid, since the Texas congressman supports legalized prostitution.

"We're actually offering a special 'Ron Paul Party' at the Ranch where anything goes," Hof said. "We also have a 'Mitt Romney Party' where you can change positions as often as you'd like, and a 'Newt Gingrich Party' where a lawyer files divorce papers on your behalf while you're at the Ranch."

Since it's unlikely that the Secret Service will publicly embrace Hof's generous offer, he's focusing on other projects.

In 30 days, he is going to open a Sci-Fi-themed cathouse where the sex workers dress up like aliens and greet customers with "Is that a laser blaster in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"

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Comments

[CountArtha]

06:41 PM on 04/21/2012

"We also have a 'Mitt Romney Party' where you can change positions as often as you'd like...."

I'm so glad I finished my coffee before reading that. :D

[arekhill1]

12:02 PM on 04/18/2012

Wouldn't American prostitutes have to get Columbian green cards to hook out there? Here's a better solution: http://www.richardcahill.net/1/post/2012/04/secret-service-gives-hookers-code-names.html

[bzmlco]

11:43 AM on 04/18/2012

Hire no one but queers for the Secret Service. Problem solved!

[bzmlco]

11:42 AM on 04/18/2012

Do they come with a USDA stamp on their butt?

[conchcept]

11:19 AM on 04/18/2012

Those Colombian girls are just too cute.

[acarioti]

10:52 AM on 04/18/2012

Support local business. I don't believe in out-sourcing.

[bevesbasic]

10:33 AM on 04/18/2012

IMPOSSIBLE----has he been to Columbia ??---THOSE GIRLS ARE HOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JJBUFF]

09:48 AM on 04/18/2012

The Secret Service Agents were in Colombia at the Time. Hiring American Hookers would have been difficult. Anyway,how does the saying go? When in Rome.

[Stephen Gullett]

09:31 AM on 04/18/2012

legalize pu--y and pot and gambling tax it and balance the budget.end the monopoly by the wise guys

[wakohnen]

09:20 AM on 04/18/2012

As self-serving as that may sound, Hof says he wouldn't charge the agents ....

For the posters that have comprehension issues, please note...HE WOULDN'T CHARGE THE AGENTS!

Generous offer Hof, but in my opinion, the agents should be using their energy more constructively while on the taxpayers timeclock.

[bevesbasic]

10:33 AM on 04/18/2012

off the clock ??? BANG AWAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[firstamendment3]

09:05 AM on 04/18/2012

Too bad my church's bishops are not elected. I'd vote for him. He has a lot more integrity.

[captjoe20]

07:55 AM on 04/18/2012

It is like everything else it is cost effective to get it in another country. $100 for all night over there, $1,000. for a quick one in you place.

[gotch]

07:40 AM on 04/18/2012

Another guy who wants his 15 seconds of fame. Get real!

[washoe]

09:46 AM on 04/18/2012

This "guy" has his own TV show, like the subject matter or not. What have you got???

[gotch]

10:04 AM on 04/18/2012

Donald Trump also has his own TV show, still he wanted his 15 secs. of fame toeing the birthers' line...

[Pine Island Joe]

07:28 AM on 04/18/2012

They would prpobably use the services offered at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch if they were not so expensive. Their services run anywhere from $1,000 to $2,000.

Same thing available in Colombia for around $100.

[Jeff Burdick]

07:01 AM on 04/18/2012

Latest on Secret Service scandal: Word is Obama Campaign is furious agents brought back only Top 1% hookers who pay effective tax rates even lower than Romney. Meanwhile, Anne Romney says scandal is another example of how those closest to the President prefer working women over stay-at-home moms. Last, Obama is rushing home to see what his Secret Service housesitter is doing back at his family’s Chicago home, as imagined in this funny YouTube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAIo3UW5Ib0

[Nivlag]

02:27 PM on 04/18/2012

You need better writers.