COMEDY
04/20/2012 12:49 pm ET Updated Jun 20, 2012

10 Events That Should Be Olympic Sports

With the 2012 Summer Olympics in London less than 100 days away, we realize that there are very few sports outside of basketball we really give a damn about. So, to help give the prestigious Olympic committee an idea of what we'd rather be watching instead of synchronized swimming, rowing or frikkin' badminton, we've compiled a quick list of ten events that would almost definitely increase viewership and ensure ours.

You never know. A lot can happen in three months.

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