It's Monday, it's raining and we're in the office. Oh, joy.
Since the dawn of time, working stiffs have been annoyed by the same basic things day-in and day-out: the awkward and annoying conversations, the technology that never quite works, hearing everyone weigh in on every single item in the news. Of course, it's better to have a job than not, but it doesn't make these daily annoyances any less grating.
So we thought we'd do another quick salute to those topics of conversation everyone who works in an office would prefer to avoid this week. Let us know if you have any to add; we're sure we missed one or two soul-crushers.
Our inbox is not an open mic. Stop.
Yes, he's going to keep saying crazy things, and bears are going to keep sh*tting in the woods. Let's all be over it.
Gross. Just gross, you guys.
Let's just go ahead and abort that conversation before it becomes a full-fledged debate.
You kind of had us at 'I cheated on my sick wife.' Ugh.
Damn you, halal cart!
Yes, yes it is. Shhhh... let's not talk.
We used to like Australia.
Consider this carrot dangled, Mr. Cusack.
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