At the start of this week's episode of "New Girl" (Tue., 9 p.m. ET on Fox), Nick found himself alone in the group. Everyone had a boyfriend or girlfriend or whatever Cece and Schmidt are, and he had no one. Apparently, the college floozies just weren't enough for him anymore. So he devoted his life to tomatoes.
But it turned out to be the beginning of the end for Jess and Russell. After she unwisely invited Russell's ex-wife to have dinner with them, Jess discovered a passion -- albeit fueled by hate -- between them that she didn't have in her relationship, and desperately wanted. So she broke it off with him and returned home, where she found a hate-filled and passionate argument with Nick. There's the passion she was looking for...
Cece broke things off with Schmidt as well, but doing so in front of one of her roommates lead to him going on an ill-fated date that night with her instead. By the time the night was over, she would abandon him at the hospital, after literally breaking his penis, and go bowling.
At the hospital, Cece finally admitted her feelings for Schmidt, though they're on an eight week freeze right now as he heals from his injury.
"New Girl" closes in on its first season finale in two weeks, Tuesdays at 9 p.m. ET on Fox.
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