We all know that Pizza Hut isn't exactly a hub of healthy eating, but in case you haven't heard, Pizza Hut Middle East is really upping the ante with their new Crown Crust Carnival Pizzas. The pizza includes crusts made out of cheeseburgers and chicken strips, and it's topped with meat, vegetables and "special sauce." Yikes.
If the thought of all that cholesterol hasn't grossed you out enough, here are 9 fictional foods from the likes of "The Simpsons," "Arrested Development," "30 Rock," and "SNL" that we would rather eat than the Crown Crust Carnival Pizza. Bon appétit!
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