Pizza Hut's Crown Crust Pizza: 9 Fictional Foods We'd Rather Eat (VIDEO)

We all know that Pizza Hut isn't exactly a hub of healthy eating, but in case you haven't heard, Pizza Hut Middle East is really upping the ante with their new Crown Crust Carnival Pizzas. The pizza includes crusts made out of cheeseburgers and chicken strips, and it's topped with meat, vegetables and "special sauce." Yikes.

If the thought of all that cholesterol hasn't grossed you out enough, here are 9 fictional foods from the likes of "The Simpsons," "Arrested Development," "30 Rock," and "SNL" that we would rather eat than the Crown Crust Carnival Pizza. Bon appétit!

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• Taco Town

  Pizza? Now that's what I call a taco.

• Cheesy Blasters

  You take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese, fold it in a pizza, you got Cheesy Blasters!

• Homer's Moon Waffles

  Mmm...fattening.

• Brownie Husband

  The perfect blend of rich fudge and emotional intimacy.

• KCF Shredders

  SHREDDERS!

• The Cornballer

  Watch out, it can get hot.

• Almost Pizza

  The thing that's much like pizza, roughly speaking.

• Subshack

  One Pecan Sugarloaf, please.

• The Good Morning Burger

  Topped off with bacon, ham and a fried egg.

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