05/01/2012 08:15 am ET | Updated Jul 01, 2012

Don't Quote Me: Fallon Presents Totally-Real Inspirational Quotes (VIDEO)

On Monday night's "Late Night," Jimmy Fallon brought back "Don't Quote Me" -- the segment where he takes real celebrity quotes and jazzes them up a little bit so you can use them as your Facebook status.

Because, sure, Yoda definitely never made any sexually suggestive jokes, but that doesn't mean people won't believe you if you say he did. It's the Internet, man.