Secret Service Hooker Dania Londano Suarez Says She Could've Stolen Top Secret Obama Info

Dania Londono Suarez, the Colombian prostitute behind the massive Secret Service scandal, claims she had access to top secret government info during her tryst with an SS agent -- because he was passed out drunk.

TMZ:

The Colombian prostitute behind the massive Secret Service scandal claims she had access to top secret government info during her tryst with an SS agent -- because he was passed out drunk.

Dania Londono Suarez told a Colombian radio station that she had access to the agent's wallet -- because he had fallen into a deep alcohol-induced slumber and left all his possessions completely unattended.

Read the whole story at TMZ

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Comments

[shcf shcf]

06:07 PM on 06/21/2012

is anyone a little freaked out they call his body guards the SS

[wulfeman007]

10:56 PM on 05/13/2012

CMON GIVE HER A REALITY SHOW CMON

[YOJII]

03:31 PM on 05/13/2012

top secret in wallet? don't think so.

[lnfaw1]

07:57 PM on 05/09/2012

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[Corpilot]

02:43 AM on 05/08/2012

"Says She Could've Stolen Top Secret Obama Info"... "Yea and then I could have built a rocketships to the moon...yea...because I not just some skanky hooker...I'm a rocket scientist too...yea dats da ticket..yea!"

[water57]

12:13 PM on 05/05/2012

Someones need to inform her that her 15 minutes of infamous are over. She has ungraciously went over her allotted 15 minutes.

[emmeaki]

07:46 PM on 05/06/2012

Yeah, but someone will probably give her a reality show!

[Bipitybopityboop]

07:55 AM on 05/05/2012

She will do (or say) anything for money. That is an established fact.