Divorce E-Cards: Someecards You Wish You Could Send Your Ex (PHOTOS)

Want to tell your ex how happy you are now that it's over, but not sure how to do it?

You're in luck; someecards.com boasts a bevy of mean mini missives for nearly every post-split situation. Case in point? "Sometimes I stalk you online to remember why I don't want you anymore." Ouch.

Below you'll find 15 cards that are so funny that you'll wish you had the nerve to send one to your ex. Click through to vote on your favorites.

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Comments

[Mkelly534]

11:57 AM on 09/12/2012

These are pretty funny but maybe it is better to just read them rather than send them. Never know what kind of psycho reaction you might end up with. Also it is a little mean.

[WomensDivorceAdvice]

09:34 AM on 07/25/2012

I think that these e-card's purpose is to lighten up the burden one has when undergoing divorce. It might really help to make us feel more at ease with the divorce and not think of it as a problem.

[VerySageAdvice]

08:46 PM on 07/24/2012

Those are pretty good, but these are even better. Everyone Gets Divorced is the place to go for funny divorce-related greeting cards.
They have Congratulations On Your Divorce cards:http://wp.me/p2iPx4-by
As well as Divorce Thank You cards: http://wp.me/p2iPx4-bY
And the very useful Divorce Announcements: http://wp.me/p2iPx4-7v

[Janenotdoe]

02:19 PM on 07/18/2012

A little levity always helps ~ FABULOUS!!

[eilish]

02:58 AM on 06/05/2012

Meh, newly divorced after several years of living separately. This was great, it made me realize that there has been no rancor in my divorce, how cool is that? Well, the grown kids seem to be a bit upset, why after the years of separation, I'll never know. Surely that was a hint?

[Daigham]

11:36 AM on 05/23/2012

These are great!

[AHuffPostReader]

02:00 AM on 05/22/2012

Why is ex-bashing/ex-hating being promoted? It isn't funny, it's what prevents people from moving on. People who stay angry and resentful become very negative and are unpleasant to be around.

[Daigham]

11:40 AM on 05/23/2012

I hear you but I would also say that if your one of those angry people based on past relationships or current one's that are not so great then this kind of stuff isn't for you. But there are others that are totally okay with their past and present situations and can totally appreciate the comical aspect of these situations. There are always two sides to a coin but humans are remarkable as there are so many different sides based on where they come from and the things they experience.

[DrPaulProteus]

03:33 AM on 05/25/2012

Because Arianna created a 'divorce' section to sell ads on, dummy!

[Stevie Ware]

02:08 PM on 05/21/2012

The NUMBER ONE, greatest of all time, e-card to send your ex: "I wanted you to be the first to know that I hit the 400 MILLION Super Lotto!"

[Jessica Ann Stallings]

10:38 PM on 05/20/2012

I might convince my husband to send some of these to his ex.

[J Pedro Veiga]

12:16 PM on 05/21/2012

That's not a very civilized or mature thing to do...

Just saying.

[Jessica Ann Stallings]

03:06 PM on 05/21/2012

Her mother harassing me online since they separated isn't very civilized or mature, either.

[Farkle]

05:01 PM on 05/19/2012

"HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY"

[hetrickri]

03:56 PM on 05/19/2012

My wife got a divorce card from her best friend 25 years ago right before we started dating. It said: "Sorry I'm so late. Congratulations on your divorce. I would have given you this card sooner but you were still married!" We have been happily married 24 years (with 5 kids girls) last month!

[outlawjames8]

03:54 PM on 05/19/2012

Doesn't seem like any of these are for men. Typical!

[its Joby]

03:51 PM on 05/19/2012

Ha ha, I can relate to the one about stalking online to remember why you don't want someone anymore!

[aweissnet]

03:01 PM on 05/19/2012

The divorce was the best present my ex ever got me.

[plugmost]

02:32 PM on 05/19/2012

I think those ecards promote anger and negativity. An ecard is suppose to smooth the process of divorce instead of making it more difficult. Are we promoting bullying as a tool for couples to cope with differences? It is not enough with the shooting at schools and homes?

[VerySageAdvice]

08:54 PM on 07/24/2012

Presuming a couple has already split up, I don't think they're trying to "cope with differences." I don't think these cards intend to help people mend their relationships. I think the only purpose is to give someone a laugh when they're going through a difficult process. I cannot for the LIFE of me, understand how you're relating this to shootings.