Dallas Morning News:
George W. Bush and his wife, Laura, are expected to return to the White House later this month to be honored by President Barack Obama with the unveiling of their official portraits that will hang at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
The White House confirmed on Friday that the Bushes are slated to revisit their Washington home of eight years on May 31 for a rare joint appearance between the current and past president.
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DUBYA PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY EXHIBITS ANNOUNCED
As the reign of King George Bush ended, the following exhibits
were assembled for the George W. Bush Presidential Library:
The Library will include:
A free government portrait from the famous artist who created Alfred E Newman.
The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Read More... Room, where you can't remember anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't have to even show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (which no one has been able to find).
The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to go
back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
The Vice President Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with
shooting gallery and lie detector machine.
Plans also include: The K-Street Project Gift Shop - Where you can buy (or
just steal) an election.
The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican
Senators.
Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted to a 7/8 scale
model of the President's ego.
To highlight the President's accomplishments, the museum will have an
electron microscope to help you locate them.
When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so much about the
individual exhibits as long as his museum was better than his father's.
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Dallas Morning News | Posted: 05/19/2012 3:12 pm