Talk about one crazy cat lady.
A man from southern Israel is divorcing his wife because she adopted 550 pet cats, the Times of Israel reported Wednesday.
According to the paper, the unnamed man complained in his divorce docs that the hundreds of kitties hindered his home life at every turn: they blocked the entrance to the bathroom, swarmed the kitchen, and stalked him at mealtime by stealing his food off the table.
And though the couple reportedly gave reconciliation a shot at the behest of the rabbinical court, the wife ultimately choose the cats over her husband, and the pair decided to go their separate ways.
Let this be a warning to the Russian woman living in a two-room apartment with 130 cats: never marry.
Shockingly, this isn't the weirdest divorce tale we've ever heard. Click through the slides below for more strange-but-true split stories.
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