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JOKE: Blondes, Blondes, Blondes!

05/28/2012 10:19 am ET

A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding, so she asks the blonde if there's a cop behind them. The blonde looks behind her, sees a cop and tells the brunette. The brunette then asks if
his he's got his lights on. The blonde replies, "Yes...No...Yes...No...Yes...No…"

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replies in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container?

Because it said concentrate.

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