A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding, so she asks the blonde if there's a cop behind them. The blonde looks behind her, sees a cop and tells the brunette. The brunette then asks if
his he's got his lights on. The blonde replies, "Yes...No...Yes...No...Yes...No…"
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replies in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container?
Because it said concentrate.
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