A woman was preparing her last will and testament, and decided to include two final requests. She met with her rabbi to tell him about it. First, she said, she wanted to be cremated; and, second, she wanted her ashes to be scattered all over Bloomingdales. "Why Bloomingdales?" asked the rabbi. The woman said, "That way I'll be sure my daughters will visit me twice a week."

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