You know those mascots; always trying to dunk when they just aren't equipped for it. But some are less-suited to prowess on the court than others.

With that in mind, Conan introduced us to several mascots that shouldn't try to dunk, and it's classic, laugh-out-loud, Team Coco ridiculousness. Funeral urn? No way you're making that shot, buddy. Also, which team has a funeral urn for a mascot? That betrays some fairly low expectations, doesn't it?

Of course, all bets are off once they get to the baby cannon. Watch the full clip above and realize that your day just got a little better.

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