A little bird told me Disco had skills, but he didn't say the talking parakeet could meow, bark and rap.
This bright-green bird does all that and more in a YouTube video that was featured on BuzzFeed earlier this week.
Disco seems to be having a great reciting song lyrics, imitating dogs and cats and blowing kisses, but his utterly cute performance comes to a halt with the sudden sound of a child sneezing.
Don't worry, though. Nothing can stop him.
In the poetic words of Mr. Disco himself: "I'm a parakeet. Bird to your mother."