Moms and dads have known it for centuries: kids say the darnedest things. But before Twitter was invented, parents didn't have the privilege of sharing their witty and (unintentionally) wise utterances with the wider world.
Without Twitter, we wouldn't know about Noel Clarke's son's pointed life questions, the girl who wants to call her new pet MC Hamster or one toddler's
cute probably highly annoying attention-grabbing tactic.
Click through the slideshow below for a collection of children's sayings (and other memorable parenting moments) bound to make you smile. For more great parenting tweets, check out last week's slideshow here.