No use in crying over stolen milk, especially when there's plenty of beer to take its place.
At least that's what one man tries to explain in an elaborate apology letter to his roommate.
Alexander not only lists his perfectly logical reasons for sneaking a bit of his friend's milk, but he offers some palatable options to make up for his deceitful actions. Orange juice, anyone?
Reddit user pqjp posted the image of the writer's poetic apology letter shortly after Memorial Day weekend.
We can only guess the pair made up over some cold brews. Otherwise, public humiliation on the Internets is certainly a surefire way to get even.