After a two-week hiatus, Stephen Colbert returned to "The Colbert Report" Tuesday night to tackle the latest ramblings of everyone's favorite billionaire/"basketball with tooth veneers" Donald Trump and his impact on GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney.
Despite the fact that a former literary assistant who misprinted Obama's birthplace as Kenya in a 1991 author bio has come forward saying that it was an error, Trump has taken the recently released typo as new evidence that Obama wasn't born in the United States.
But Trump being a birther is nothing new, is it? What really caught Colbert's attention is how Romney has chosen to continue campaigning with Trump, most recently in Las Vegas ("Uh oh, someone's drinking coffeee tonight!") despite backlash from liberals and conservatives alike. He needs the exposure to rise in the polls, but if Romney is going to garner enough support to run against Obama, he might want to take Colbert's advice and branch out from the birthers to our nation's even more eccentric voters.
Let's just say, Romney has quite a few Sasquatch hunters and alien abductees to track down before November. Watch the video above.
A Beautiful War For Women
Women are the big prize this campaign year, and both sides are fallopian-it to win it.
The Other War On Women
Mitt Romney enlightens us about the real war on women.
Arizona's "Pre-Life" Laws
Colbert gives a big tip of the hat to Arizona for calling a woman legally pregnant two weeks before she's actually pregnant.
Stephen Colbert's Lady Heroes
No surprise, the Lady Heroes are all men, because conservative men feel comfortable speaking for women.
Rush Limbaugh's Sandra Fluke
Rush Limbaugh gets a lot of heat just for calling a woman he's never met a "slut" and "prostitute."
Women's Health-Nazi Plan
If you want to control your fertility, do it the way God intended: with a cold, loveless marriage.
The Word: Too Big To Nail
The Supreme Court sets a precedent that truly grants sexual equality in the workplace, because now men and women will be equally powerless against corporations.
The Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act
If you can't discriminate against women, what's the point of hiring them?
Mardi Gras And International Women's Day
Stephen throws out some beads for women showing their advanced degrees and their ability to balance a satisfying career with a rich home life.