Everyone calm down. This dude's about to show you how to get down in da club, and it's about to get real.
You know, because everyone needs a customized dance tutorial set to the tune of Pitbull's "Give Me Everything."
YouTube user jemdahunk grooves to Mr. 305 for nearly two minutes as he performs his best interpretations of the scene's hottest dance moves, including "the towel" and the "Jersey Shore" favorite, "the fist pump."
Confident in the way you groove? Then standby for a series of hilarious imitations of -- let's face it -- your friends. The host does his best takes on the party pooper, the gal with the shoulder bag and, yep, the drunk.
Watch the video above, and try not shimmy in your seat.