Given all the flesh-eating going on lately -- a homeless man got most of his face eaten by a naked cannibal in Miami, a Japanese artist removed his own genitals and served them up on a plate -- you can be forgiven if you thin the zombie apocalypse is nigh.

To prepare for the walking dead parade the staff at has offered some survival tips, which include moving to a beach house because apparently zombies hate water.

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