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Drunk Zamboni Driver: Joel Bruss Pleads Guilty To Drunk Driving (UPDATE)

Posted: 03/02/2012 2:15 pm

UPDATE: JOE Bruss pleaded guilty on May 31 to driving a Zamboni drunk. He had a blood alcohol content of .32, according to WCCO. Below is a previous report on his arrest.


March 3 -- Rule number one of being a part-time rink attendant: Don't drink and Zamboni.

Joel K. Bruss's blood-alcohol level of 0.32 percent put him four times over Minnesota's legal driving limit when pee-wee hockey players and their parents were treated to watching the 34-year-old swivel and swerve across the ice, the Star Tribune reports.

Those witnesses called cops on Jan. 30 to report that Bruss was literally bouncing off the walls.

Police arrived at the Hayes Ice Arena in Apple Valley, Minn., shortly after 8 p.m. to find Bruss struggling to free the Zamboni from being stuck between the ice and the rink's outer walkway, according to KAAL.

"Once Bruss got off the machine, the officer smelled alcohol on his breath and noted that he was 'extremely unsteady' and was hanging onto the Zamboni to keep his balance," the Star Tribune wrote.

Bruss later admitted to drinking at home before driving himself and eventually submitted a urine test to measure his blood-alcohol level.

KARE-11 published cell phone footage captured by one of the witnesses.

"Are you kidding me?" one of the kids can be overhead saying in the video.

Bruss, who has two prior DUI convictions, is charged with four counts of drunk driving. He is scheduled to appear in court on April 19.

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UPDATE: JOE Bruss pleaded guilty on May 31 to driving a Zamboni drunk. He had a blood alcohol content of .32, according to WCCO. Below is a previous report on his arrest. March 3 -- Rule number...
UPDATE: JOE Bruss pleaded guilty on May 31 to driving a Zamboni drunk. He had a blood alcohol content of .32, according to WCCO. Below is a previous report on his arrest. March 3 -- Rule number...
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12:05 AM on 08/01/2012
Looking at you Wally Brennan..
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marklemagne
It's it's if it is it is, it's its if it's not.
03:49 PM on 06/05/2012
Since he's got so many previous convictions, they'll have to get special plates for the Z.
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PatrickforO
America needs a Labor Party
05:19 AM on 06/05/2012
Great example for those kids.
12:28 AM on 06/05/2012
How pitiful is this??
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GaryNOVA
Fear My Micro-bio!!!!!!!!
11:09 PM on 06/04/2012
Ociffer... Im juz try'n to drive my zuchini.
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LLNYRN
03:25 PM on 06/04/2012
Great.
I just may have found a way to get fired at my job.
Expect our Zamboni doesn't have wheels.
Never mind.
DAMMIT!!!
03:07 PM on 06/04/2012
A lot of the Z-drivers on the rinks my 18U hockey team played on this season seem to have been drinking judging by the job they did.
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Bob Middleton
03:07 PM on 06/04/2012
At speeds at which the Zamboni travels.... who'd want to drive them sober?
01:01 PM on 06/04/2012
Since when can't you drive a zomboni drunk?
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GaryNOVA
Fear My Micro-bio!!!!!!!!
10:59 PM on 06/04/2012
believe it or not it falls under DUI laws. So does a lawn mower, although I doubt the cops would care unless you're driving it on the highway.
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vagnar
11:16 AM on 06/04/2012
Who was in any danger? Were there people on the ice? Well there shouldn't be?...
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Luke Mancuso
10:14 PM on 06/03/2012
if he had smoked weed instead, there probably wouldn't have been an article about his shenanigans
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pcs5141
cut the crap
07:55 PM on 06/03/2012
Driving a Zamboni is thirsty work.
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Tony Wang
Practicing random acts of reality based thinking
07:15 PM on 06/03/2012
Four counts of drunk driving? He only drove the Zamboni one time, right?
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Ajax Johnson
Am I myself or is it just me?
08:42 PM on 06/03/2012
But he was on the wrong side of the sidewalk.
07:09 PM on 06/03/2012
I would like to know what these fine citizens do behind closed doors too.
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the taoist
when memory and desire collide memory yields
06:13 PM on 06/03/2012
Operating heavy machinery while hammered is usually ill advised......................BUT... I can see
how this might be fun...............just clear the ice first ............