As always, watch the new video from the Epic Meal Time guys at your own risk.
For those unfamiliar, Epic Meal Time is a YouTube cooking show -- we're using the term cooking show loosely -- hosted by Zach Galifianakis-look-alike Harley Morenstein and a few of his friends. Together they create ludicrously high-calorie dishes, which the crew then consumes.
This time, the cholesterol enthusiasts make an "Ultimate Pizza Sandwich," which is essentially two dough-wrapped mounds made with a meat-topped pizza and pizza pockets, with bacon, tomato sauce and cheese as a filler. If that doesn't make sense, don't worry. It's not supposed to.
See for yourself below. And no, we're not encouraging anyone to try this at home.
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