While perusing our Twitter feeds this morning, we came across something amazing -- a photograph of birth control-shaped chocolate.

Lobbyist Lisa Maatz tweeted:


The realization that chocolate birth control packs exist got us curious about what other basic needs have been realized in the form of the world's most perfect food (aside from kale -- we know.)? A whole lot of them, turns out.

LOOK: (Almost) Everything You Need In Life, In Chocolate Form

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  • Tools

    Everyone needs a a hammer or a screwdriver from time to time. If they were also edible, they'd be 10 times more fun. <br> via <a href="http://www.wisconsinmade.com/gift-ideas/Milk-Chocolate-Tool-Set-Gift-Box-2856.aspx" target="_hplink">WisconsinMade.com</a>

  • A Laptop

    Brings whole new meaning to "Internet diet." <br> via <a href="http://old-en.opensuse.org/Installation_on_Chocolate_Laptop" target="_hplink">OpenSUSE</a>

  • Jewelery

    Both chic and delicious. And apparently the beads won't melt until you decide to eat them. <br> via <a href="http://wendymahr.com/?p=574" target="_hplink">Wendy Mahr Jewelry </a>

  • Chocolate Boyfriend Or Girlfriend

    When the relationship has run its course, ending it will be that much sweeter. <br> via <a href="http://www.lolassugarrush.com/store/product_info.php/products_id/519" target="_hplink">Lola's Sugar Rush</a>

  • A Remote

    Play. Pause. Stop. Eat. <br> via <a href="https://www.etsy.com/transaction/15888038?transaction_id=15888038" target="_hplink">Etsy</a>

  • A Pet

    Adorable, low-maintenance and it won't bark. <br> via <a href="http://www.chocolateuk.com/westie_bg.html" target="_hplink">The Chocolate House</a>

  • Cash

    Deliciously disposable income. <br> via <a href="http://www.bahamaschocolate.com/money_casino.html" target="_hplink">Bahamas Chocolate</a>

  • A Balanced Diet

    Who says you don't eat your veggies? <br> via <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Lindt-Chocolate-Carrots-Easter-Treat/dp/B007GYLXSG" target="_hplink">Amazon</a>

  • Sneakers

    Doesn't eating these automatically make you athletic? Sayonara, gym. <br> via <a href="http://www.likecool.com/Chocolate_Nike_Sneaker--Food--Body.html" target="_hplink">Like Cool</a>