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9 Classic Books That Should Be Made Into Porn

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After we saw that "Jane Eyre" is getting revamped with lots and lots of steamy sex scenes (for the novel "Jane Eyre Laid Bare"), that got us thinking: What OTHER classic books deserve sexual makeovers?

Since most porn is written extremely simply and poorly, we changed the plots entirely and we gave these books much better titles. Now, we're just sitting back and waiting for the loads of literary agents that we know will offer us book deals. After all, "50 Shades of Grey" did get its start as "Twilight" fan fiction.

Got any good, punny sexual titles for class books? Let us know in the comments!

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