Can anyone really say they've lived until they've seen Roger Waters' current tour of The Wall?
Marching hammers, fornicating flowers, a 500-foot projection wall, inflatable facist pigs….it's really more tripped-out spectacle than rock concert.
After spending Friday night with a British prog-rocker and an over-the-top multimedia extravaganza, dine on the tropics' sweetest crops at Fruit & Spice Park on Saturday.
Later that night, take in a local roller derby match to watch ladies cracking knuckles and skulls or go more refined with the Cuban Classical Ballet at the Fillmore.
Click through the below slideshow to see HuffPost Miami's picks for the best things to do this weekend: