Madonna has already flashed crowds twice during her MDNA Tour, but this might be the most exposed she's been yet. According to InTouch Weekly, Madonna's tour rider would probably make David Lee Roth cry about pop-star excess gone rogue.
Per the tabloid, the Queen of Pop reportedly requires everything from 20 international phone lines to "light-pink roses that have stems trimmed to precisely six inches." Her 200-person entourage apparently includes a yoga instructor and 30 bodyguards.
"Madonna has probably the longest list of requirements of any of the world’s music stars," an unnamed source told The Daily Star (via The Daily Mail). "She expects things to be just right or it puts her off her stage show."
About that stage show: during a tour stop in Istanbul on June 7, Madonna flashed her right nipple to the adoring crowd. Then on June 12, while performing in Rome, Madonna pulled down her pants to reveal a black thong.
The 53-year-old singer will continue to trek through Europe this summer. The MDNA Tour makes its North American debut on Aug. 28 in Philadelphia. Workers at the Wells Fargo Center should start hiding the brown M&Ms right ... now.
For more on Madonna's tour rider, head over to InTouch.
CORRECTION: An earlier version of this post incorrectly joked that Wells Fargo Center workers should stock up on brown M&Ms. Using the old David Lee Roth trick as a guide -- the Van Halen front man would request that his dressing room be devoid of brown M&Ms as a way to make sure all the demands of his band's tour rider were met -- the brown M&Ms should be hidden.
Flexible At 50
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Madonna's Infamous Make Out
Who can forget the kiss seen round the world? Madonna shockingly <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/12/madonna-says-britney-spears-good-kisser-wouldnt-do-it-again_n_1202998.html" target="_hplink">frenched Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera</a> at the 2003 MTV Movie Awards at Radio City Music Hall on August 28th, 2003.
Madonna's Giant H&M Ad
There's no escaping her - an enormous H&M advertisement featuring the queen of pop graced the front of Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood on March 28th, 2007. The pop star teamed up with <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/29/hm-quarterly-earnings_n_1387098.html" target="_hplink">H&M as a designer</a> and is currently <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/21/madonna-truth-or-dare-perfume_n_1162456.html" target="_hplink">coming out with a new fragrance 'Truth or Dare'.</a>
Madonna Exposes Herself
Madonna's been in the news recently for <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/10/madonna-nipple-singer-flashes-nipple-concert_n_1584458.html" target="_hplink">flashing audiences on her 'MDNA Tour,'</a> but at least in Barcelona during her 'Sticky & Sweet Tour' on July 21, 2009 the only thing Madonna flashed was her upper thigh.
Madonna vs. Gaga
It's a good thing <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/13/madonna-lady-gagas-music-reductive_n_1204380.html" target="_hplink">Lady Gaga</a> wasn't around when Madonna worked a pole in Amsterdam during her 'Confessions Tour' on September 3rd, 2006.<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/11/lady-gaga-madonna-born-this-way-video_n_1587198.html" target="_hplink"> Considering their recent feud</a>, Gaga might have received another<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/10/lady-gaga-concussion-hits-head_n_1584770.html" target="_hplink"> blow to the head </a>...
Madonna Hates Hydrangeas
<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/06/madonna-absolutely-loathe_n_950084.html" target="_hplink">Madonna may loathe hydrangeas</a> but her February 8th, 2006 Grammy performance with The Gorillaz at the Staples Center in Los Angeles proved that she loves to perform.
Madonna's World Tour
At age 53, Madonna is still somehow able to rock a high schoolers' majorette outfit <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/31/madonna-tour-mdna-israel-tel-aviv_n_1560630.html" target="_hplink">during her first stop on her MDNA tour</a> at Abu Dabhi's Yas Island Stadium on June 3rd, 2012.
Madonna's Halftime Show Woes
Madonna has no problem resting on top of LFMAO band member Red Foo's shoulders during her <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/10/madonna-slams-mia-middle-finger-super-bowl_n_1268816.html" target="_hplink">controversial halftime performance at the NFL Super Bowl XLVI </a> on February 5th, 2012
Madonna's Fights And Feuds
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