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JOKE: Coupla Cockroaches Talkin'

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Two cockroaches are devouring the garbage in a trashcan. As one of them munches, the other tells him about a house he just left.

“You’d never believe it,” he says, “but the kitchen was spotless. Everything -- the sink, the utensils, the counters -- all of it was sparkling clean.

The other roach stops chewing and says, “Do you have to talk like that when I’m eating?”

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