JOKES: Henny Youngman At His Best

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.

If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

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Comments

[Prentis Brandon]

07:40 AM on 06/26/2012

There aren't enough vulgar obscenities in his humor for most of today's audiences. Don't need humor these days, just use enough vulgar language and you can be considered a comedic genius.

[JustMeCarter]

09:35 PM on 06/25/2012

Love,Love,Love Henny Youngman. Fantastic Talent. We Need More Like Him These Days.

[cabrobst]

04:53 PM on 06/23/2012

And my favorite, "Take my wife, please."