Look, don't come in here and try to run that BS by Skeptical Third World Kid. He's heard it all before and he's wise to all the crap you and the man and the world at large are peddling, okay?! What's that -- a grand for a special "sealant" he didn't ask for on the lemon you're trying to seel him? Um, no. What's that -- your ex-boyfriend is gonna sleep it over but don't worry y'all are only good platonic friends now? Um, yeah, sure.